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NARUTO RULES:
HOW TO BE A TRUE NINJA
1. Whenever you see a bee, run away screaming.
2. Spike your hair and color it yellow
3. Re-wire the TVs so that instead of Channel 1, you get to watch naruto
4. Draw a villiage hidden in the leafs symbol on your forehead and act like a ninja for a day
5. In the computer labs, tell random people about your high score on naruto-arena.com
6. Whenever you meet someone new, ask them if they can do a backflip
7. Refer to everyone as their name and then a naruto name
8. Randomly during class yell "Sharingan'' "Hyouton!" or other things like that. (And make jutsu hand signs)
9. Learn Japanences
10. Call your friends different naruto names
11. Whenever someone says something to you say ''believe it''
12. When at school at any time, randomly start singing the naruto theme song REALLY loud.
13. "Accidentally" call your female teacher kunoichi- a lot.
14. Always ask people if they can do ninjutsu.
15. Make yourself a character card either on the computer or with paper.
16. Make up your own jutsu.
17. Practice martial arts with a close friend.
18. Claim that you feel your chaka is red when your mad and blue when your happy.
19. If you finish training go out for some ramdom
20. Turn in fanfiction for every creative writing assignment.
21. Do your reports on Japaneneace ninjas.
22. Whistle the intro to the theme song.
23. Write sad songs about how your mother died cause of you and how your dad tried to kill you.
24. Skip PE classes and train for an elite ninja mission
25. Hide the hurt you feel inside cause no one likes you.
26. Find the pic with the naruto group and paste your own ninja charater and say your a ninja too.
27. Carry a kanoychi around at school and throw it at random objects.
28. Dress up as ninja for halloween.
29. Scream and run every time genin are trying to catch you for destroying the hogages faces..
30. Dress up as your favorite character, act like them for a day, and beg your friends to call you by their name.
31. Make sure you say "believe it" and laugh at those who don't.
32. Hang upside down in hopitols.
33. (If you skateboard) when you get a running start to kick the nearest tree.
34. Draw villiage hidden in the leafs symbols all over your homework.
35. Say you have a kekkei genkai for moving water.
36. Wear a orange jumpsuit.
37. Dye your hair pink.
38. Get a really cool mask and act like your favorite charcter
39. Bring your camera to school everyday and take pictures of you doing sexy jutsu.(please guys do us a favor, DONT DO SEXY JUTSU)
40. Eat old milk and flirt with the girl/boy you like.
you now know how to be a true ninja now go out there and kick some non-ninja butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. if you cant read this you have no right becoming a ninja also I'm a really bad spellerXD
